50 daily annoyances

Following on from my random website ideas list and my reality rules of the road list, here’s a daily annoyances list which i’ve put together.. enjoy

• People who fail to hold on to bars when they get on trains/trams/buses and fall backwards when it starts moving – WTF? you know it’s going to happen 😡

• People who talk loudly on public transport

• People who play ringtones / play videos on max volumes on public transport

• People who play music loudly on their mp3/ipod so all you can hear is hissing

• People who block up the exits/doors on trams when there’s load of room down the aisles

• People who run to catch a bus/tram/train when they come every 2 minutes anyway 🙄

• People who use umbrellas when it’s not raining

• Small people who use large umbrellas – stop poking us tall people in the face 😡

• People who call you and then ask ‘who is this?’ 🙄

• Ppl who use txt spk on d net

• Posh shops with assistants who follow you around until you leave the shop

• Charity workers who are in your face/hyper/pushy.. especially those ones that want you to sign up for something.

• People who just stop suddenly on a busy street/footpath

• People who stand outside busy shops and force people to walk around them

• Restaurants who charge you for the little sachets/tubs of butter/vingear/tomato sauce etc..

• People/kids who press the button on pedestraian traffic lights and do a runner.

• Queue skippers – the one’s that deliberately do it or chance their arm doing it.

• When the guy that came in after you gets served before you in a pub.

• When you keep getting rick rolled

• When sites on digg crash and burn after like 10 diggs

• People who never reply to emails or calls

• Spoilt children that get everything they want – take note sweet 16’ers 😡

• People who come in late to church 🙄 (usually the ones that leave early also)

• People who come in late to football matches and make a whole row of people stand up which block the row behind’s view also.

• People who start queuing for flights at a departure gate when the plane hasn’t even arrived

• People who buy things and then say they can’t afford them

• People who book driving tests and cancel them just to get another license (applies to us Irish only)

• People who ask you questions when you’ve obviously got your mouth full of food

• People who ask you what’s wrong with their PC, why is it so slow, when it’s 12 years old running windows 95.

• People who offer to pay for a meal/drink after it’s already been paid for and they know damn rightly it’s been paid for 😡

• People who come to you looking to use your printer and your ink for free as they couldn’t be arsed buying ink/getting a printer…

• People who ring you up looking for help when something doesn’t power up. 99% of the time they don’t have the plug in the socket 😆

• People who come to you looking for free software like MS office/photoshop etc.. 🙄

• People who buy a top of the range computer and don’t know how to switch it on.

• People who try something on/open something up out of a box to look at it, then buy a sealed/new one and leave the other on the shelf.

• People who can’t understand that you don’t press down fully on the snap button on most cameras as it needs time to focus and then end up pressing it 2/3 times.

• Parents who don’t control their kids and let them run about hotels/shops/public places bumping in to people.

• When people borrow something off you and forget to leave it back, then say ‘i must give that back to you’ all the time, and never do.

• Checkout people who talk to each other while they’re serving customers.

• People who park domains permanently

• People who buy domains with the intention of selling them on

• People who defend a product/service just because they own it

• People who slate a product/service just because they don’t own it

• Garages who charge you the 1c out of the €20.01 of petrol you bought

• Girls who wear short skirts out to clubs in the winter time

• People who can’t handle their drink

• Teens who start kicking in windows/keying cars/causing general mayhem and then use the excuse ‘there’s nothing else to do around here’

• People who can’t drive in the passenger seat who know it all and start telling you how to drive

• People who allow their dogs to run about anywhere/anytime

• People who don’t wash their hands after going to the toilet